Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada.

Let's get ready to hora!

The Bellagio Hotel presents the Main Event of the weekend: A no-holds barred, until-death-do-you-part, exchange of vows for the Marriage Championship of the World.

Wearing a white gown, the beautiful bride,

Elena "Slick" Gretch

And

Wearing a black tux, the proud groom,

Harry "The Professor" Chernoff

The side you sit on, and the black tie dress is optional, but you must cheer for both of them.

Officiating will be Rabbi Jennifer Weiner.

The action begins promptly at 7:00PM on Sunday, June 1st on the Patio of the Fontana Lounge, located lakeside next to the main casino. Please enter through the Fontana Bar prior to 7:00PM. Media demands that there will be an on-time start.

Following the ceremony, a victory celebration will commence in the Fontana Room, featuring a dinner buffet extravaganza and dancing to the world-renowned

Jump, Jive & Wail Orchestra.

Festivities are slated to continue until midnight.